Full disclosure on parenting

1. Never put a constipated baby in a jumperoo. The resulting poop explosion requires level 5 chemical suit, more wipes than are allowed by law and an incinerator.
2. Learn how to take apart a drain (or marry a plumber) because after decontaminating from poo explosions, you will be required to rescue some part of a chixos doll that fell down the drain.
3. Learn how to sleep while walking a cranky baby.
4. If that fails, learn how to hate sleep.
5. Don’t wear black unless you like looking at booger streak marks on your sleeve.
6. Never forget that it is the toughest job you’ll ever love and it all goes by too quickly!